The Pretitle of The Assembly Gazette is a massive, pleasant nation, notable for its burgeoning Chair of the Assembly population. The hard-working population of 4.994 billion legislators have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Healthcare. The average income tax rate is 22.6%.

The South Pacifican economy, worth 199 trillion bills a year, is led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 40,013 bills, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Crime is relatively low, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. The Assembly Gazette's national animal is the Chair of the Assembly.

The Assembly Gazette is ranked 177,259^th in the world and 3,594^th in the South Pacific for Most Patriotic, with 7.09 flags saluted per person per day.